J Penguin

WOOOOOOT! Today when I finished penguin ed I went and saw the J penguins perform live. It was pretty cool and then after something happened but I'm not allowed to say.

Internet

So as some of you might have noticed I haven't posted a new blog in awhile. So, the reason I haven't posted in awhile was cause of my internet. I'm sure if you ask anyone about the internet in Antarctica they'll tell you it's terrible. Although one of my friends is upgrading their internet soon so fingers crossed I'll be allowed to use it. :)

Zombie Role Playing

Lately me and one of my penguin friends have been playing Zombies. It's pretty fun. We pretend to be soldiers and there's abunch of zombies coming from everywhere and we have to survive. 

Penguin trouble

Remember that gay penguin that tried to make a move on me last time? No? Well scroll down and read that post first.

Moving along..today he tried to rape me. By rape I mean I'm just walking minding my own buisness and he comes from behind and grabs me. Then he starts jumping on me and I felt violated.

Need more sporty penguins..

So the group of penguins I come from is mostly nerds and lazy people and it annoys me when I want to play iceball. I have to waddle for ages to find some penguins who aren't nerds. Like today my penguin friend just wanted to sit on an iceberg and watch the sea. So if you're a sporty penguin and likes iceball contact me and lets play.

How I met a penguin

It was a day like any other. You know the usual. Then a penguin comes up to me and introduces herself and
then left. Later I found her and my friend took a photo (you can find it in my other post). Hm..something else
happened tody that I thought was pretty rare. Well for starters a mother seal spoke to me and asked me questions about the penguin community.

PS: Don't worry fellow penguins of Antarctica I didn't reveal any of our secrets to the seal. :)

Pro Skills

So today I was making out with this girl penguin and my friend took a photo so here it is.